When your turd is stuck halfway out of your anus, and won't successfully pinch. Therefore hanging out of the anus in constant flux within and without you. And then you jizz.
by richard rodney January 3, 2020
Get the hanging loadmug. A well endowed guy that has a penis tip that extends past the balls in the semi-aroused to fully aroused state, hence hanging hard.
Gary: Whoa girl, your booty is looking mighty nice tonight!! You better stop tempting me cuz its getting too obvious my meat on hang-hard status!!
Azeria: Thats a nice big hang-hard you got there G!! Got me nice and moist!!
Azeria: Thats a nice big hang-hard you got there G!! Got me nice and moist!!
by BoloQ00 April 1, 2016
Get the hang-hardmug. by It's phil April 22, 2017
Get the Roof hangmug. by aamanderp October 31, 2017
Get the hang bangingmug. Netflix and Chill, but for avid Hulu lovers. It's not as serious as Netflix & Chill, it's more casual and brief.
by Patrick Deguzmann March 12, 2018
Get the Hulu & Hangmug. The semi-erect state of a mans penis in response to initial feelings of arousal. It describes the hanging, yet hard penis as opposed to erect, upward state of an aroused penis.
Woman: My fella, I feel a nice hang-hard action going on there in your pants! Got me wet with my nips all hard now!!
Man: Yeah babe you got me hyped up with that sexy little fit you're wearing and you keep grindin my little man so he's hangin-hard for you boo!!
Man: Yeah babe you got me hyped up with that sexy little fit you're wearing and you keep grindin my little man so he's hangin-hard for you boo!!
by BoloQ00 April 13, 2016
Get the hang-hardmug. by Niggto August 24, 2018
Get the skin hangmug.