Hamster

Something that you shove up your ass when you're horny

I just shoved an entire fucking hamster up my asshole

by . February 11, 2022

thirsty hamster

The act of a laying across a sunroof while your partner gives you a blow job.

Dude my girl gave me a thirsty hamster last night.

by Jerden97 February 21, 2024

hamster pancake

a name for a silly type of person who gives a lot to charity and would sacrafice themselves for you

man: she is such a nice friend
woman: yeah shes a hamster pancake

by kati herpaderp September 8, 2017

Hamster

A small cute animal that keeps you up all night because hamster wheels aren't really silent. They like carrots

My hamster likes eating hardened glue, cardboard and paper.

by Lauren the hamster June 23, 2019

Hamster nuts

They're fucking huge they're fucking girthy they're the biggest fattest fucking nuts you'll ever see you'll gargle them and you'll love them

OH FUCK YEAH I LOVE THEM HAMSTER NUTS

by Cocklord69cum November 4, 2021

hamster smuggler

Gays who felch hamsters

Those dirty hamster smugglers have killed 3 hamsters this week

by Kernowballbag November 25, 2020

Hamster Toe

Similar to a camel toe, but is had by a dwarf with a fluffy flower happening.

The other night I was at the strip club when a small person climbed up on stage and I noticed that she was rocking a too-tight g-string and was suffering from severe hamster toe. Needless to say, I made it rain on that classy broad.

by Officecrew12 August 7, 2012