greasy leftovers

It should've been a baby. Combination of self-aborted fetus, vomit, and beer.

I was out at the bar with my boys and stepped in this nasty girl's greasy leftovers

by Giggity Giggity Guy November 03, 2017

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Greasy corncob

While a girl is giving oral sex, the guy takes his penis and gives the girl a wet Willy with his dick

“Yeah she was sucking me hard and then I pulled my dick out of her mouth and gave her a greasy corncob”

by Metanarchy267 October 01, 2020

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The greasy teabag

This is where you poop your pants with a very soft stool, then walk and sit and stand enough to smoosh the load all over your genitals. Now drop trou and proceed with standard teabagging proceedures.

After eating way to many prunes and way to much spaghetti, little Johnny had a unfortunate ( but opportunity rich ) loss of bowel control while dressed in his Sunday best. He then decides to make himself feel better by giving his drunk and passed out older brother ( who is normally quite mean to little Johnny ) "the greasy teabag".

by thckjnk April 19, 2013

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