Grandma's Grape Jam 

The act of giving a senior citizen a swift kick to the groin.

Billy: "Old Man McGreggor almost caught me running through his petunias yesterday."

Jose: "Oh my goodness, what did you do?!"

Billy: "I gave him a little taste of Grandma's Grape Jam, and ran away as fast as I could."

Grandma's Grape Jam by anonymous ass March 25, 2003

Statutory Grape 

Legal. A form of vagrancy. Drinking wine in the park and passing out at the base of a statue.

Jack was over-celebrating his promotion and got picked up for statutory grape.

Statutory Grape by Cabot Wonder August 9, 2009

Plucking the Grape from the Vine 

Advanced 4-Star/Black Diamond variation of the "come hither" (see: come hither). Insert the index and middle finger in a boy-scout formation, into the vagina thereby stumulating the g-spot, while rubbing your thumb (preferrably licked) on the clitoris. Motion your three digits as if your were gently plucking a grape off the vine. AKA Cabernet Clit Rub.

Baby, What u doin' down there? U aint plucking the grape from the vine, are you??!!?? OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

Plucking the Grape from the Vine by Moose McNewmsy December 24, 2008

dark grape 

a sticky strain of marijuana when broken apart has swirls of dark purple inside. It hits you fast, give you a long high and tends to put you to sleep or put you in a daze of repetition.

B: What kind is it?
V: Dark grape
B: Yes!

dark grape by Brittney Sade January 20, 2009

surgery on a grape 

they did surgery on a grape

they did surgery on a grape

surgery on a grape by DecidedSoul69 December 18, 2018

They did a surgery on a grape 

They did a surgery on a grape

Person 1: the grape needs to go to the hospital
Person 2: Okie guys were gonna do surgery on a grape
*starts sugary*
Person 2: the surgery was a success

They did a surgery on a fucking grape

🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
They did a surgery on a grape

They did a surgery on a grape by Ligma my balls November 29, 2018

dark grape 

a pungent and gorgeously bred type of weed, when pulled apart has a plum-colored center. This weed is know to get you instant high and make you unbelievably sleepy even if it's not your known reaction to smoking.

Dark Grape is regularly distributed in Citrus Heights but is found in many other places in elevated California.

V: Why didn't you answer the phone?
B: I passed out on my porch, I had dark grape today.

dark grape by Brittney Sade January 9, 2009