Sloppy goose

When a guy is eating out a girl while on her period and is sucking the blood out of her vagina.

Chris Kringle wanted to go down on Milly, but she was on her period so he did the sloppy goose.

by MapleSaryp January 26, 2019

sly goose

When an otherwise ladylike female subtly lifts one cheek in order to decompress air from her derrière. A skillful practitioner will couple this art with conversation or laughter as to dissuade any suspicion should the tuft of air carry an unpleasant odor.

George: Did somebody just fart?
Nancy: I think Rebecca pulled a sly goose.

by Rozu May 5, 2011

Winchester goose

A condition in which an individual suffers from an inflated crotchal area. When suffering from the winchester goose, the significant swelling of the pelvic region can sometimes give the appearance of a fatty vagina; A ballooned vagina.

"Yo! that biatch has some wicked nasty winchester goose!! But it dont look like it has nice cushion for the pushin, it just looks fatnastay!

by SeenMac May 24, 2005

Goose Eggs

Nothing; A Quantity of no significance or importance.

I went to vegas to strike it rich but came back with goose eggs.

by tdlm December 17, 2008

Goose Poop

After enjoying a few rounds of Grey Goose, you find yourself needing to use the pooper. (At this time you will most likely be rather drunk.)
Once you get to the pooper, however, you've been deceived as you will realize you've be sitting for a countless period of time trying to rid yourself of this horrible feeling. What you've come to realize is that the nasty grey goose has dropped off a couple babies and you end up leaving the jon, unsatisfied.

"Dood, I just had the worst goose poop"
"Easy on the goose bro, you don't wanna get goose poopies"

by M Boa February 1, 2009

shit goose

Someone who thinks they're a gangster from New York who can't cook, has hippie parents, wishes he was black, has an imperfect chest, rope-like hair, dresses like a shmo, and who counts jerking off as getting laid.

R.J. Brown is the biggest shit goose ever! Wait, isn't his name goose shit? That's the way the ladies known him.

by Trader Joess May 19, 2009

Mother Goose

A person who preaches, whines, and bitches about being wholesome, safe, or smart. Usually describes a friend who was once thought of as cool and fun, but when brought to a party, turned out to be a sour nag.

We brought Samantha to the pudding party to have some fun, but instead of living it up, she went all Mother Goose on us and bitched about us acting stupid.

by Rachel Schneider July 23, 2006