Gnar-water

Very gnarly gross contaminated water.

Dude… the lady from Ch*potle just lifted the bucket of sides up and pour gnar-water all down the line.

Dude… there’s so much seaweed down at the beach right now that is some gnar-water.

by LBcustoms February 11, 2022

glarpos

A big indie band.

IDKHow is a glarpos.

by Sambo203 May 2, 2022

Glarphael

A special type of fairy, usually stinky and very hostile, do not approach if you see one.

"Yo dude did you see that glarphael over there? It looks wicked mad!
"No I didn't, I'm going to touch it"
"No dude don't!"

by Old Grandma Bethanie May 12, 2022

gnarbled

Derived from "garbled", gnarbled text is so messed up that it causes the reader to want to claw eyes out so as to never risk reading that messed up content ever again. Used by graders of student papers and slush pile readers. Also has an adverb form "gnarbledly", which means suffering the desire to claw one's eyes out because of mangled grammar, bad puns, or disgusting content.

"Your essay is so gnarbled, I became an alcoholic trying to forget reading it."
"My eyes are forever damaged by your gnarbled prose."

by WebScrawler May 15, 2022

GLARPUS

When you hit the edgebug and you frag off in Counter Strike.

Holy shit, Bro just hit a glarpus.

by Barties August 4, 2022

Garp

Used by valid individuals only ❌Garp doesn’t have a definition, it’s more of a feeling 💞Garp signifies rad emotions OG🔥💯 🗽

“Yo man, I heard Felicia is throwing tonight”
“Deadass??? It’s probs lame tho”
“Nah man, I heard it’s GARP on god”
“Oh word, i’ll pull up”
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“That gluten free pizza 🍕was GARP af”
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“Bro, you’re applying to Harvard? YOOOO that’s dead GARP 😱”

by bagelandlox October 6, 2022

garpeggio

A sequence of notes sung at random before a song starts to determine the four harmony parts. Only accidently correct on very rare occasions.

He started us off with another damn garpeggio.

by Gazza62 November 22, 2022