Gloobicate

To Gloobicate is to cover your dick in gooch grease, masturbate till you’re near ejaculation, then smack someone’s face with your dick 37 times. No more, no less. Once you e smacked them, you ejaculate in their belly button and tickle their gooch till they’re crying-laughing.

“Bro. If you keep stealing my stuff, I’m gonna gloobicate all over you.”

by TheRealGoochTickler September 18, 2024

galoopas

boobs

god damn shawtay your galoopas are boingin on god!

by kasomir November 5, 2024

Glomp

A guy who walks backwards and has a large penis.

Check out the glomp, it's huge.

by Howie Dewitt November 26, 2024

Glomptugg

When the grunge rock star Dave Ghrol dissects your testicles for no reason and with or without consent.

Man 1: I got glomptugged earlier today even though I told him to stop!
Man 2: You really can't stop him glomptugging when he starts.

by Hepatitis lover December 5, 2024

glooken

The action of grundle juice dripping down into your underwear or when your grundle is greased up.

I’m glooken right now as we speak.

by Peepeejokes February 2, 2025

Glomp

The smacking noises your dog makes after eating cat poop out of the litter box.

Hey honey....oh God this dog is glomping, son of a bitch.

by Gargamelon March 9, 2025

Glomp

The act of gripping YOUR own, or perhaps SOMEONE ELSES testicles. Mostly used in competition, to see who is more galoptical. If someone has more knowledge about glomping than others they are considered galogical and can help others understand glompings and make them become the galogical.

dude my friend jason, he was glomping all over gripping his nuts harder than my penis exploding machine

by Viper Howdivile March 30, 2025