Glazing the Pot
Verb (used with object)
Not to be confused with the act of a Potter glazing a hardened piece of clay before firing. This glazing of the pot describes an over-weight fat ass, hairy man shaving his own stomach for the sole purpose of ejaculating ejaculating upon himself and glazing glazing his smooth pot (round belly) with an even layer of cum.
Verb (used with object)
Not to be confused with the act of a Potter glazing a hardened piece of clay before firing. This glazing of the pot describes an over-weight fat ass, hairy man shaving his own stomach for the sole purpose of ejaculating ejaculating upon himself and glazing glazing his smooth pot (round belly) with an even layer of cum.
Friend 1: "What's Glazing the Pot mean?"
Friend 2: "Oh boy... Well I'm pretty sure it's when a fat ass with a hairy belly shaves himself and jizzes all over his stomach."
Friend 1: "Where the hell is Bryce?"
Friend 2: "If I had to bet, I'd say he's downstairs glazing his pot."
"Dang dude, your stomach is super smooth and shinny today. Did you glaze your pot last night?"
Friend 2: "Oh boy... Well I'm pretty sure it's when a fat ass with a hairy belly shaves himself and jizzes all over his stomach."
Friend 1: "Where the hell is Bryce?"
Friend 2: "If I had to bet, I'd say he's downstairs glazing his pot."
"Dang dude, your stomach is super smooth and shinny today. Did you glaze your pot last night?"
by Spen15M June 19, 2016
Get the Glazing the Potmug. meat-riding someone relentlessly, but as praise and not hate. glazing can be used in many different ways and in all kinds of situations.
Mostafa: Yo, Amin is the best 3pt shooter I’ve ever seen. I bet I still can’t guard him even if he was on a wheelchair
Chris: You glazing right now bro
Chris: You glazing right now bro
by mynameisjeffd February 7, 2023
Get the Glazingmug. when you defend someone knowing their wrong for what they doing. For example a celebrity you like a lot and talk about. Some may say that you are glazing when you do this.
This nigga glazing. Hop off my dick.
by glizzy gobbler 3000 December 13, 2023
Get the Glazingmug. When you've eaten too much Sriracha the night before and you wake up with a Sriracha marinated butthole.
by BailingBiggs September 15, 2014
Get the Sriracha Glazemug. 
When you talk about someone and you don't want people to think you're glazing or complimenting them too much
Example 1:
ZOA Warrior 69: Man The Rocks energy drink ZOA is the best no glaze
Example 2:
ZOA Warrior 69: Lego GTA is the greatest game of all time no glaze
Example 3:
ZOA Warrior 69: Man Cookie King could easily beat Jack Doherty in a fight no glaze
ZOA Warrior 69: Man The Rocks energy drink ZOA is the best no glaze
Example 2:
ZOA Warrior 69: Lego GTA is the greatest game of all time no glaze
Example 3:
ZOA Warrior 69: Man Cookie King could easily beat Jack Doherty in a fight no glaze
by ZOA Warrior 69 May 14, 2024
Get the no glazemug. by $hinikami_717444 September 18, 2025
Get the Glaze-maxingmug.