glitteratti

The group of people that have been glitter-bombed

Newt Gingrich joins the glitteratti

by delaware al June 19, 2011

shit glitter

A dirty shit on penis that is wiped all over ones face.

I visited memphis and brian was wearing a lot of shit glitter.

Mr moore thinks its cool to wear shit glitter on a night out on the town.

by robby dunn March 23, 2008

glitter15

Another version of the pen15 club. Clitoris = Glitter15

OMG he has Glitter15 written on his hand. Let's all laugh at him!

by Wiener Schnitzel March 8, 2004

glitter fest

the act of throwing glitter on someone

Matteo acted angry, but secretly enjoyed the glitter fest with Steph and Rachel. Most men would be lucky to be covered in glitter by 2 girls.

by Stephines January 5, 2008

Glitter Noodle

This is a variation of the "Poop Noodle." (see poop noodle)

This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.

Don't be such a fuckin' Glitter Noodle, Marcy.

Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.

Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?

by Jeff Fuckin' Riddle August 4, 2009

Glitter Pumpkins

An inexpensive, yet charming, Martha Stewart holiday craft where seasonal gourds are painted with glue then smothered in glitter. Obviously the craft was inspired by Stewart's petname, which of course was glitter pumpkins, obtained during her 2004 incarceration.

In honor of STD Awareness Month, we will make glitter pumpkins from warty gourds and gift them to promote abstinence.

by BedazzleYourPumpkins October 24, 2010

glittersnigger

A woman of color who wears an obscene amount of glitter infested makeup.

That glittersnigger has eyelids that look like medium rare beef.

by RightOnMacDaddy November 19, 2010