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one-legged Greg

A male who has either suffered a detrimental leg injury on one leg that impedes his mobility either from scar tissue or because he is missing one leg. The probability of there being a one-legged greg are exponentially higher in the modern day society. The female counterpart is known as one-legged Meg.
Greg:"FUCK! My hamstring just locked up, help a brother out."
Jeff: " No problem one-legged Greg, on it!"
by Capuchin for Hire March 8, 2023
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the greg monster

the dark matter that watches when you sleep
by wiiz_osc June 26, 2022
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Greg Shore

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Greg shore smokes barrrreeee weed init
by StenShore February 3, 2022
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Gregging

To Greg is to take a long time to do something.
Phil was really Gregging in a game of Mole Patrol
by Swildo January 6, 2021
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Greg Finger

When you shoot firearms a lot, and have other injuries to coincide, you can sometimes develop “Trigger Finger”.

Trigger Finger is also called: trigger thumb and is a condition in which a finger gets stuck in a bent position and then snaps straight.
Trigger finger occurs when the tendon in the affected finger becomes inflamed. Those most at risk include women, people with diabetes or arthritis, and people whose regular activities strain their hands.

When a male, career, shooter gets it it’s called “Greg Finger.”
Travis: “Hey Hank, did you hear about Greg getting trigger finger?”

Hank: “No? You mean he got Greg Finger, right?”

Travis: “Yup, from all that masterbating he does before going to the range.”
by No Tango and no Cash October 7, 2023
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Greg R

The state of being so awesome you need to hide out as Daryl McCalvin and play Snapchat and WePlay
Greg R is what I identify as
by Greg Rp May 2, 2025
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Gregging

1. To delegate tasks to superior individuals due to pure incompetence.

2. To elevate one’s image by using the accomplishments of others.

3. Feinting knowledge of a subject by broadcasting false experience.
Damn Dave, are you really gregging it right now?

John was too fat and lazy to do the work so he ended up gregging it by having Jeremy lift the tire.
by 9B10 Words March 20, 2019
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