wanna hit you with my coal-hot frying pan

The desire to cause someone extreme pain and/or suffering. The frying pan reference comes from the Disney movie "Tangled."

Person 1: Man, I just ate that entire dish of brownies on the counter!
Person 2: Dude, I made those for my friend!
Person 1: Sorry, dude.
Person 2: You frustrate me so much, sometimes I just wanna hit you with my coal-hot frying pan!

by fandomgirl92 August 7, 2012

you'd get better music from a sausage frying in a pan

adj. shit music - the sort of music that you can't understand why millions of people like it when it sounds like it could be made easily in a number of everyday situations (e.g. on the toilet, washing the dishes, gargling toothpaste solution etc.)

a: What did you think of them?
b: Alright
a: What does that mean? Were they "oh my god that was the best shit i've ever heard alright" or "i've heard better music from a sausage frying in a pan but they were alright."
b: Yeah I guess.
a: What? Are you even listening to me?..

by brendan July 11, 2004

Fry-By

The act of saying “put the fries in the bag” to Joshua Block (Worldoftshirts) and making him get angry.

Dom Bertucci: Put the fries in the bag, Josh.
Joshua Block: I make 400k a year!!
Chat: Bro just got hit with a Fry-By

by RealRealJoshuaBlock July 4, 2025

Stock Fry

If you don’t know what stock fry is then you don’t deserve to know.

“Hey, did you hear about stock fry? I heard the hottest girls are into it.”

“When my sneaky link said he loves stock fry I knew he was the one, we’ve been married ever since!”

by Coolguybobduncan December 7, 2021

nine to fry

Stoner slang for blazing after work hours; i.e. chilling out after work

Friend: Whats the plan after work?
Josh C:Nine to fry, my good man, nine to fry!

by RileyLou February 6, 2017

Asian stir fry

Ingredients: Cum filled dog, Cum filled Cat, 3 egg plants,2 cups of rice fermented in piss, and 2 carrots used as dildos. Cut all up and put in pan then broil for 2 hours on 375° then take out and cool for 30 minutes. Now enjoy. Once eat and digested you must use approximately a 12 inch dildo to remove. Once removed it can now be properly eaten. Top with poop nuggets and a dash of cum if needed

Hey man, you want to go to that Asian restaurant around the Conner and get some Asian stir fry.

Hey mom, I’m going to make some Asian stir fry, do you want any?

by Asian Dog Rapist August 1, 2021

Pennsylvania fish fry

Popular in western PA, A Pennsylvania Fish Fry is When you walk by/ into the girls locker room and inhale through your nose till the stench of old catfish and long John silvers takes over and knocks you out

Guy 1: bro, no balls you won’t do a Pennsylvania Fish Fry

Guy 2: i don’t know man. Big Becky’s in there today; trout’s one thing, but hot blubber is a whole different story

by The flats February 19, 2019