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Footscreek

Man, that new Audi R8 GT is even better than the best Ferrari, totally footscreek.
by modcit December 29, 2011
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ferts

Fertile. Iphone app says you are fertile. Reason for hotflashes. Moods. Pre-menstrual.
"Why am I so PMS-y? I'm not on my period."
"Oh girl, you're probably ferts"
by mochacoughy February 27, 2012
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Farts Degree Burn

Redness, itching and pain, similar to a mild sun burn, in the area surrounding the anus, resulting from especially toxic flatulence.
This five alarm chili is definitely going to give you a Farts Degree Burn later today.
by Burned_Up_Right_Now March 16, 2012
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fartsmasher

person or animal who stands above all others in the field of flatulence.
"Ever heard John after Turkey dinner? Wow, he's such a fartsmasher"
or
"I love my boyfriend, but he is such a fartsmasher!"
by tinklebot November 4, 2012
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fartspeak

A voluble, involuntary speech impairment that the political animal inflicts upon his hearing audience. When asked for the truth, he invariably responds with bullshit -- i.e., "fartspeak," which is usually not so elevated a form of discourse as to qualify either as "bullshit artistry" or as "spin doctoring."
"This is a guy who does congressional hearings, said Cessy. "I'm surprised he's letting it get under his skin."

"It's because he's lying," said Reuben.

"Oh, come on. Like they {{ the military brass }} don't lie to Congress."

"They {{ these military asshats }} spin to Congress."

"Well, he's spinning this, too, isn't he? 'I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding.' That's FARTSPEAK for 'I said it, you jerk, but you weren't supposed to tell.'"

"'Fartspeak'?"

"That's what we called it on the hill {{ Capitol Hill }}, said Cessy.

-- Orson Scott Card,

in "Empire", Chapter 10 -- "Fair and Balanced",

on page 140.
by Dinkum July 1, 2013
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fartsenudel

An imbecile, characterized by a wholly unappealing odor.
We could've been best of friends if she, sadly, wasn't such a fartsenudel.
by JediMindTruck November 24, 2013
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fartserbate

the humor of farting while masterbating in the closet naked with 1 or more friends
dude 1: hahaha you just fartserbated
dude 2: honestly it felt better than fucking a chick
dude 1: doesn't smell that bad actually
by Mary Monroe January 1, 2014
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