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Octavia Lenora Spencer is an award-winning actress, producer, and children's author And She Is Beautiful Ass Cthulhu
Octavia Lenora Spencer is an award-winning actress, producer, and children's author And She Is Beautiful Ass Cthulhu
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children

children is a plural word
these children are tasty children is child plural
by grandmastinkslol September 13, 2021
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the children

Guy: "The children...they're all dead...what kind of monster would do this?!"
Random cow that just appeared from nowhere: "skateboards."
by 7568ino November 23, 2023
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SWATing Children

Yelling out in class that another student is making "gun signs" with his hands or other objects to get the victim student kicked out of school temporarily and sent to juvenile detention while being investigated by authorities. School policies having zero tolerance and the victim has no recourse for being the victim of a "SWATing Children" attack. This is a bullying technique that became popular in schools in late 2013.

This is similar to SWATing except that the victimized child usually does not have to face a SWAT team with guns drawn.
On April 3rd, 2014 in Vernon, New Jersey a 13 year old boy Ethan Chaplin was suspended from school for twirling a pencil - another student said he was making "gun motions send him to juvie". This prompted the school to suspend Ethan and require a psych eval just to return. The student that "SWATing Children"'d Ethan did this as retaliation.

Google "He's making gun motions, send him to juvie." to find this story on the web.
by Dr. Cook May 19, 2014
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Ubering Children

Ubering the children to and from their destinations by personally driving them when requested.
I've got to do some ubering today as the children need their 'chauffeur' to take them here, there and everywhere. I'll be ubering children all day.
by Crazy49 February 29, 2020
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children's movie

A genre of films that includes a) superhero flicks like Deadpool, b) flicks featuring child characters such as Good Boys, and c) animated flicks like Shin-chan, Sausage Party, and Wonder Showzen. These films are often marketed as family-friendly but can be wildly inappropriate for children to watch.
I took my kids to what I thought was a children's movie, but it turned out to be another wild ride like Sausage Partydefinitely not what I expected!
by Emotional Cruiser July 16, 2025
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Non-Disciplined Children

Children who always end up either, brats or complete demons. I am speaking from experience. Always discipline your children or they will end up little devils, and probably end up being your school bully.
"Those little demons over there must be Non-Disciplined Children."
by Skinnyroemonlover123 December 4, 2021
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