Finkle

Verb meaning to blow your big chance . From the movie "Ace Ventura"

I was walking up to receive my prize when I tripped in front of the whole room. I totally Finkled it!"

by Funtimeisover October 20, 2017

Fink

(n) A person who is not trustworthy. One who will snitch on friends and is unreliable. An individual with a smaller than normal penis, often accompanied by poor sexual prowess and a general disposition of lethargy and laziness. Shifty in nature and socially awkward. A human version of a sloth.

I thought he has my back but that fink told my boss I fucked his wife. He then fucked my sister but she said she could hardly feel that fink.

by Dave01action January 17, 2018

Flank

Someone who is highly irritating and stupid

You’re such a flank

by Mmmmmmmmmmmmo January 30, 2018

flanking

1) closely coming up behind someone
2) screwing someone from behind

Girlfriend) I got kinda scared during my morning jog through the park trails today. I wish you had been there.
Boyfriend) Oh yeah? You jog there by yourself everyday. What happened today that was so scary?
Girlfriend) There was some weirdo jogging that I've never seen before and he was totally flanking me!
Boyfriend ) Well, next time mace his ass if he gets that close to you!

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Guy 1} My girlfriend keeps complaining that her ass is getting big. I've told her it looks great but she doesn't believe me. What do I do?
Guy 2) Man, sounds like she just needs a good flanking!

Guy 1) Good idea! Maybe then she'll get the point that I really do like her behind, from behind. lol

by Get Back Jack February 12, 2018

Flanking

When you have sex with somebody on a harder but not so personal level.

"How did it go with Kim last night?" Yeah, I flanked her away."
to flank
to be flanked
to be flanking (eg at the moment)
to have flanked

by BlaloMeid February 17, 2018

Finked by facebook

A term for when your caught cheating on someone. All thanks to a facebook post by the person you cheated with. Usually its a combination of an image(s) posted and facial recognition that does it. Sometimes its plain stupidity, a post from your date.

Carl felt very scared when he looked at the top of the stairwell of his apartment building. His girlfriend stood at the top there with her cell and a facebook page open. He realized he had been finked by facebook

by Theamazinggeek May 29, 2018

Finkter

The part of a males urethra that hold his urine in.

Man I gotta pee, my finkters fucked.

by Sne3 February 25, 2018