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Flat Stack

1. Someone who made one thing they enjoy their entire personality

2. Someone with nothing really unique or outstanding about them.
3. This is another form of `basic`.
Did you see that girl over there?

Yeah she is nothing but a flat stack
by Deepandhard December 4, 2022
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Flat Earth Girl Spring

The spring where girls wearing tin foil hats celebrate Flat Earth Day, which is on April 23, one day after Earth Day (which is a government psyop anyways; every day is Earth Day.)

Flat Earth Day is celebrated by millions of people worldwide and has even been declared a National Holiday in several unrecognized, breakaway micro-states.

Festivities include solving flat earth puzzles, playing flat earth frisbee, sharing baby name ideas, taking selfies in a staged "moon landing" photo booth, foraging mushrooms from the local forest, pinning the tail on the astronomer, and watching YouTube videos and documentaries about flat earth.
Tin Foil Hat Boy: "Hey, miss. Flat Earth Girl Spring is coming up soon. What are your plans?"
Tin Foil Hat Girl: "I'm making flower crowns and meeting my rollie pollie friends on April 23rd!"
by cybercordelia July 15, 2023
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flat woman

A female who has no tits or ass. Usually this is seen as a bad thing, but some may like flat women. Preference is subjective, after all.
She is such a flat woman
by AlgoMarblerYT September 16, 2023
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flat smile

The passive aggressive look you get from your wife when you haven’t done something or, asked for sex. It’s characterised by a straight mouth, with mildly pursed lips, a raised yet furrowed brow, and rarely any verbal communication.
Oh man, she’s given me the flat smile. I’m cooked.
by Poot Rancid November 4, 2023
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No time flat

To appear somewhere very quickly.
by Toa Pohatu March 26, 2017
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huck to flat

Jumping or dropping to flat with a hard landing. Normally it’s a big jump or drop and your suspension bottoms out.
That huck to flat hurt my ankle.
by fysvio[jkhk September 4, 2020
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Chris's flat tire

When your long hair gets tangled in the pubes of a Puerto Rican transsexuals prostitute while your semen leaks down your riding pants into your pedal locks
That girl was totally board with Chris's Flat tire.
by Fatkid0220 December 23, 2020
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