Faux Load

A seemingly real, but fake load, of cum. Usually created while receiving oral sex when ejaculate "appears" to be produced, usually in the or around the females face or mouth. This ejaculate can be excused as fake, or faux, to prevent angry or sometimes hostile emotions.
"I didn't cum on your face baby, that's just a faux load. Don't worry!"
by cwc.bbc September 23, 2011
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faux fall

When it isn’t summer but it’s too hot for fall. Faux Fall🍂🍃
The calendar says the season changed to fall, stores are advertising cozy sweaters, everything pumpkin spiced and football games but it’s still a sweltering 90 degrees out, that’s Faux Fall, y’all. ☀️🥵
by Saltyseagal October 04, 2020
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faux-urbanizer

Someone who submits fake phrases or words to urban dictionary in order to win arguments.
Bruce tried to prove that kick the cat was a real phrase by sending us a link to Urban Dictionary...but we ALL know he submitted that entry himself. He is such a faux-urbanizer!
by Mama Wheelie November 11, 2015
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faux horn

a hairstyle that occurs when a faux hawk goes wrong, and instead of imitating a mohawk, it ends up more reminiscent of a horn, giving the wearer the appearance of a unicorn.
have you seen billy's hair today? he said it was a faux hawk but it looks more like a faux horn
by mmiikkii March 20, 2008
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Faux Town Fever

the anger/depression that mounts as a direct result of growing up in Downtown Fort Myers, Florida as a person of "subculture."
Melody drinks so much because has Faux Town fever.
by BDGHOUL August 19, 2017
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faux mouplée

French for fake muppet fur or pelt.
"Did you happen to notice that woman's shawl? What do you suppose it's made from?"

"Oh that's faux mouplée, but no worries... No harm was actually done to Muppets in its making."
by YumiSpewns December 19, 2014
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faux stang

A Ford Mustang that does NOT have a V8 engine. having only a 6cyl, or worse an old school one with only a 4cyl.
Dude1: check out Tony's new 'stang!
Dude2: Dude, that's not a real stang! it's only a faux stang! Tony didn't break the bank and get at GT!!
by metro350 January 20, 2010
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