facial

Shooting your load over a man or womans face.

Elijah enjoyed getting a facial.

by GwwC September 24, 2005

Q-Faced

Being so utterly drunk that the pavement that you smack your head when you fall off of a bike does not hurt you; and or not being able to stand up for more than one second. Derived from CQ,the famous guitarist.

Man that kid was fucking Q-Faced last night, he didnt feel a thing when he fell off that bike.

by Conor Quigley April 9, 2008

facington

Anyone or anything with a FACE who tends to exhibit whoreface behaviour. Used in various ways: insult or just to confuse the hell out of people. Just try telling someone to stop being such a facington. They'll be beside themselves with anger.

"That Lauren is such a facington."

"Stop being such a facington, whore."

by roadmaster3000 March 22, 2007

friendly facial

An amicable form of ejaculation, often a sign of friendship or affection, usually requested by a member of the female gender as a manner for escaping the loneliness of adolescence.

I wanted to be nice with her so I gathered a group of friends and gave her a friendly facial.

by Buttplug December 9, 2004

Jack Faced

It's the look you get when one of your parents walk on you jacking off. You usually stare at them with an open mouth saying "uh," and it's followed by "It's not what it looks like," or "I was just scratching."

"Man I was totally Jack Faced when my mom walked in on me jacking it."

by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009

Isis facial

When you give your girl a facial. The you behead her.

After I found out my girl was cheating on me she received an Isis Facial.

by George bush Tha third October 10, 2014

fresh faced

the well scrubbed, perfect skin types, those with somewhat of a 'glow' emanating from their skin. usually women

she was so fresh faced and seemingly innocent, it would have been hard to imagine the grinding she was capable of administering!!

even behind bars, her fresh faced look defied reality!

by michael foolsley January 14, 2010