The phrase originally came from www.EpicLosers.com meaning the lowest form of the Loser you can think off, sometimes it is compared to Epic Fail. The blog itself posts Collection of Epic Fail, Pownd, Owned, LOLDogs and LOLCats Pictures and Videos.
by Alex Fail April 25, 2009
Get the epic losersmug. An Epic Battle is when you do a girl doggy style, and then do a Donkey Punch. After that, you do a Houdini. When she turns around, you nut on her face and in her eye. You then proceed to do a Strawberry Shortcake. Once that is complete, you kick her in the shin, and that completes the Angry Pirate. Combining those 4 sexual acts creates the Epic Battle.
Oh my god. Last night, when I was fucking your mom, I did an Epic Battle, and lights came down from the heavens and angels started singing.
by Woodcock Johnson December 28, 2009
Get the Epic Battlemug. by nessepicmonster January 7, 2010
Get the Ness-Epicmug. Person or people acting as a bitch ( no this does not mean I'm calling them pretty) in an epic manner
The preppy girls act like they practice epic bitchery as a job because they are all ways being bitches
by green lantern hat June 1, 2014
Get the epic bitcherymug. by 3473284983749834038474983oije4 November 26, 2019
Get the Epic Jamesmug. Person 1 - "How much sex did you have last weekend?"
Person 2 - "Lots, although I can't remember any of it because I spent my monthly wage on Skittle-Bombs."
Person 1 - "You Epic McLegend!"
Person 2 - "Lots, although I can't remember any of it because I spent my monthly wage on Skittle-Bombs."
Person 1 - "You Epic McLegend!"
by EpicMclegend September 23, 2011
Get the Epic McLegendmug. by Laura OBrien November 27, 2009
Get the Epic Failmug.