The phrase originally came from www.EpicLosers.com meaning the lowest form of the Loser you can think off, sometimes it is compared to Epic Fail. The blog itself posts Collection of Epic Fail, Pownd, Owned, LOLDogs and LOLCats Pictures and Videos.
by Alex Fail April 25, 2009
Get the epic losersmug. An Epic Battle is when you do a girl doggy style, and then do a Donkey Punch. After that, you do a Houdini. When she turns around, you nut on her face and in her eye. You then proceed to do a Strawberry Shortcake. Once that is complete, you kick her in the shin, and that completes the Angry Pirate. Combining those 4 sexual acts creates the Epic Battle.
Oh my god. Last night, when I was fucking your mom, I did an Epic Battle, and lights came down from the heavens and angels started singing.
by Woodcock Johnson December 28, 2009
Get the Epic Battlemug. by nessepicmonster January 7, 2010
Get the Ness-Epicmug. by 3473284983749834038474983oije4 November 26, 2019
Get the Epic Jamesmug. Person 1 - "How much sex did you have last weekend?"
Person 2 - "Lots, although I can't remember any of it because I spent my monthly wage on Skittle-Bombs."
Person 1 - "You Epic McLegend!"
Person 2 - "Lots, although I can't remember any of it because I spent my monthly wage on Skittle-Bombs."
Person 1 - "You Epic McLegend!"
by EpicMclegend September 23, 2011
Get the Epic McLegendmug. A visual sensation experienced by wearing a pair of polarized sunglasses with brown lenses, so named for the "dramatic movie/tv show sunset" quality it imbues on the surrounding world.
Keaton put on the brand-new pair of ray ban aviators and the dull scene before him suddenly looked like something out of Gone in Sixty Seconds...he had entered Epic-Vision.
by The Epic Life April 3, 2010
Get the Epic-Visionmug. An unusually large display of sketchy behavior. This involves awkwardly stalking others on a repeated basis, or any repeated sketchy conduct.
by spazattack674 February 18, 2009
Get the epic sketchmug.