Edward

A bong with a pentagonal base, making it less likely to tip over and spill.

Pass me Edward and some of Donny's fine herb.

by deece August 10, 2012

Edward Cullen

An oral sex act that requires a man to eat out a woman while she is on the rag thus leaving traces of blood around his orifice like a vampire.

"Dude, did someone just punch you in the mouth?"

"Naw man, girl's on her period, and I just Edward Cullen'd the shit out of her."

by IMAFATMcBob February 21, 2010

edward robert

Edward Robert is someone who is confident and head strong, someone that knows everything from maps to surfing. When people meet Edward Robert, they would think he is related to royalty . People might see him as a smartAss Burgos persona will not care! He is seriously loving and just the name screams sexy wanting you to leave scratch marks all over his back

Have you seen that guy on the surfboard? Yh the good looking one? Dose he not look like a Edward Robert to you?

by Action woman May 14, 2015

Edward Tavarez

The sexy beast, also know as Eddy T. Loves sports and video games. Has many friends in different area codes. If you are ever friends with Edward Tavarez keep it for the good.

Damn I saw that sexy beast Edward Tavarez yesterday.

by Daddy Leaver November 7, 2016

Edward Chang

An Asian Snitch with an eight inch WANG

He Is Such An Edward Chang

by FartingFart October 30, 2017

Edward Breitenstein

Super awesome

That concert was off the hook! Straight up Edward Breitenstein!!!

by Edneck January 7, 2018

Edwards first law of sleep

An object asleep tends to stay asleep unless acted upon by the mother.

Due to Edwards first law of sleep I was late for school because my mother did not come to check on me in th morning.

by Unknownpapyus10 June 17, 2018