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swamp dessert

When your swamp ass dries and makes a crust on your butt
It's so hot outside my butt is a swamp dessert
by Karilla blizkits July 22, 2023
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Terms of Disservice (TOD)

When an Internet site changes their Terms of Service without giving prior notice and deletes millions of people's blogs, which amounts to a virtual stealing of a person's intellectual property.
MySpace new Terms of Disservice (TOD) has outraged and alienated millions of people whose blogs have been deleted, which amounts of a virtual stealing of a person's intellectual property.
by disenfranchised poet July 14, 2013
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tony van dusen

by firesam August 29, 2016
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An aortic dissection that involves the ascending aorta
Nancy: Jenny is such a dumb slut she just faked a Stanford type A Aortic Dissection to get with jarred!
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The 3 course dessert

When you put chocolate fudge on your dick and peanut butter on your balls to have your girl suck the fudge off while your dog licks the peanut butter off your balls. Then for the 3rd course you put whipped cream on your ass hole for an assouffle.
My friends asked me why my girlfriend looked bloated last night. So I told them that I gave her the 3 course dessert before bed.
by Mountain.greywolf April 9, 2021
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Maxim Van Dessel

The Sexiest and funiest man alive, every girl wants him. He's strong, handsome, smart and talentand, Everyone wants the be his friend.
Maxim Van Dessel for president of Belgium
by MaxLover2002 November 22, 2021
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