A person;
annoyingly pathetic and incredibly tedious in nature,
branded by their colleagues as a "dumpity dump".
Causes fellow non-dumpities to go mad, due to their unbearable antics.
Typically low self-esteemed/monotone and in denial of their squareness.
Uses expressions such as
"well, I wouldn't say so!" or
"WELL I'm sorry that I forgot! Accidents happen!"
ALL OF THE TIME.
Thinks he's gaining cool-points when he mentions Van Halen! and Aerosmith! on his ipod.
Shares pointless information on the phone with you after you mention you have to go.
Has terrible table manners, clickity clanging his spoon in his cereal, slurping to his heart's delight thinking he's the only person who can hear it. Licking each finger individually (with sound included) after smacking his fucking lips during a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Slurped down by a glass of milk of course. Great!
A really big dumpity dump.
annoyingly pathetic and incredibly tedious in nature,
branded by their colleagues as a "dumpity dump".
Causes fellow non-dumpities to go mad, due to their unbearable antics.
Typically low self-esteemed/monotone and in denial of their squareness.
Uses expressions such as
"well, I wouldn't say so!" or
"WELL I'm sorry that I forgot! Accidents happen!"
ALL OF THE TIME.
Thinks he's gaining cool-points when he mentions Van Halen! and Aerosmith! on his ipod.
Shares pointless information on the phone with you after you mention you have to go.
Has terrible table manners, clickity clanging his spoon in his cereal, slurping to his heart's delight thinking he's the only person who can hear it. Licking each finger individually (with sound included) after smacking his fucking lips during a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Slurped down by a glass of milk of course. Great!
A really big dumpity dump.
Girl1: GOD. My Step-Dad is such a dumpity dump.
Girl2: Why? Whats a dumpity..?
Girl1: .. he just is!
Girl2: Why? Whats a dumpity..?
Girl1: .. he just is!
by d3v0 July 11, 2006
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Wild, drug and/or alcohol fueled sex that takes place next to the welcome cover of a dumpster in a suitably dark alley.
We slipped out of the show for some dumpster sex...I bent that little slut over the hood of a car, started chowing her box from behind. She really went wild when I whipped out my johnson and shoved it in, riding the skin fish all the way to Tuna Town! It was fuggin' GREAT dude.
by Dr. Roxx May 8, 2008
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by JessyeBEAR2006 October 18, 2006
Get the cum dumpster mug.A punk and/or anarchist who goes through dumpsters behind grocery stores to get food that is either damaged or about to expire and thus thrown out. There are many different reasons this is done including saving money, dismantling capitalism etc.
Punk 1: I made this vegan dinner only by dumpster diving.
Punk 2: Oh Larry, you're such a dumpsterpunk!
Punk 2: Oh Larry, you're such a dumpsterpunk!
by Tjolson September 24, 2006
Get the Dumpsterpunk mug.Any filthy, greasy, nasty, dirty, foul, nauseating, vulgar, indecent, coarse, profane, rude, obscene, disgusting, brutal, raw, rough, gross, crass and generally unwholesome actions performed in a dumpster by a dumpsterwhore on a (barely) paying customer.
"I don't have alot of money, but I can still get thoroughly dumpsterfucked."
Bonappa'Queetious- "Man, you broke as hell"
T'Rondell- "I still got enough!"
Bonappa'Queetious- "Enough for what?"
T'Rondell- "Enough for a solid dumpsterfucking!"
Cedonte- "What the hell happened to you? It looks like you just got hit by a bus!"
Shontene- "Kinda, I just got dumpsterfucked."
Bonappa'Queetious- "Man, you broke as hell"
T'Rondell- "I still got enough!"
Bonappa'Queetious- "Enough for what?"
T'Rondell- "Enough for a solid dumpsterfucking!"
Cedonte- "What the hell happened to you? It looks like you just got hit by a bus!"
Shontene- "Kinda, I just got dumpsterfucked."
by Dumpster_enthusiast January 17, 2009
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