Top deck

v. to top deck: a house guest who defecates in one's host cistern, rather than, more conventionally, in the toilet, for comic effect.

Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top deck after the main course”.

by bromp May 15, 2008

upper deck

to make doodoo in the water tank of a toilet

That guy richie is a real dickhead, so I gave him the upper deck the other night at his keg party.

by dirty sanchez July 14, 2002

deck

Slang: The "board" part of a snow-, skate-, or wakeboard.

"I gotta get a new deck, I broke mine dropping a set of stairs."

"I can't wait to get up to the mountain and try out my new deck."

by Nopester January 17, 2008

Dereck

Dereck is a guy who u would like and remember for a long time. he also is a person is good at sports and he love activities people love dereck but if u dont like him he dont like you. but dereck is a lovely person.

for example me and him go out and he see his friend but his gilr ask him out he would say no to friends because she ask first. #Dereck

by king gaddy April 9, 2019

shuffleing the deck

a slang word meaning masturbation

to shuffle the deck: to masturbate

Guy 1:man Lindsey Lohan is so hot
Guy 2: tell me about it,i was shuffleing the deck to her all last night

by ianmcphee January 19, 2006

atomic upper decker

As with a traditional Upper Decker (where the attacker poops into the reservoir of the victim's toilet), but with the addition of gelatin powder, which, coupled with the cold water temperature and cool porcelain construction of the reservoir, causes allows the mixture to set into a poop jell-o which requires the victim to manually scoop it out

"Hey John, did you hear? someone left Tim an Atomic Upper Decker during the party on friday!"
"Wow, he must have really pissed someone off."

by Judge)Mental December 19, 2017

upper decker

A long home run ball hit into the upper seats of a baseball stadium.

After I caught an upper decker at Busch Stadium, I went to Dan's house where I left a beefy sewer pickle in the tank of his toilet.

by porknut September 4, 2005