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King Douchebag

1.)A person who is so insensitive and/or unintelligent that they have successfully exceeded the qualifications of a douchebag. Also Queen Douchebag if female.

2.) A chemistry teacher who assigns to much unnecessary work to his/her pupils.
1.) KD: I think Bush was the best president yet.
Bob: Shut up you King Douchebag!

2.) KD teacher: O.K class, your'e homework is page 200, problems 1-115
Student: No Mr. Herbig! Please don't be a King Douchebag!
by tortured AP chem student November 23, 2010
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Facebook Douchebaggery

The event in which a person "likes" their own status or comment on Facebook. This term occasionally applies to "liking" your own picture.
Person A - "What the hell, dude? Did you just like your own status?"

Person B - "Yeah, what's wrong with that?"

Person A - "... Liking your status is the epitome of Facebook Douchebaggery, bro. Not cool."
by PMTran June 10, 2011
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flip-flop of douchebags

The collective noun for a group of douchebags; cf. gaggle of geese, school of fish.
I was standing at the bar, and in walks a flip-flop of douchebags.
by Skelebone Jones October 18, 2008
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cedar cliff douchebag

The act of being a douche or slut and being placed on the douchebag or slut list. Also the act of being an insensitive asshole and blaming an innocent girl and making her cry because you are a douchebag.
Person 1: Did you hear about the cedar cliff douchebag list?
Person 2: Yeah, its funny because its true!
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Douchbagness

1. The quality or state of being a douchbag.
2. Greasy; dirty; lame.
Quote from the Red Carpet - 81st Annual Academy Awards (Hollywood, CA)
"That Ryan Secrest is exhibiting some major Douchbagness tonight. I wonder who he's wearing?" 02/22/2009
by Tbaer February 23, 2009
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Douchbag humor

A person who is super annoying and act like twat. And annoying talk With silly voice or saying Word over and over Again

Not be confused With DoucheBag Humor
This guy act like douchbag by say the Word over and over Again as stupid joke.

Or this douchebag need to be quite, for being asshole

This is douchbag humor a guy who is super annoying
by Snotcore February 16, 2023
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douchebag

Anyone who does the following:

Puts a 'ball cap on and makes sure it is crooked.
Knows hat is on crooked and does not fix it.
Puts an oversized tailpipe on a car.
Puts on, or buys a car with a fin.
Puts collar up.
Wears pooka shells.
Fix your hat douchebag!
by Douche Locator October 21, 2006
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