bag of douche

This is an describing word for someone who looks like he or she should be beat with a hose and thrown in a tank of barracudas. This person usually is wearing a pink popped collared shirt with ripped jeans and big annoying glasses and a knock off of the Livestrong braclets. Besides the clothing they act like they are better than everyone else cause they think they are cool but in reality they suck and everyone hates them even their parents.

Nick is such a bag of douche. He shoudl be shot!

by Da Sak September 8, 2006

Big Bag Of Douche

Essentially a douchebag, but in a bigger, more badass, classy phrase.

Any drug that can be smoked, specifically weed or tobacco

Joey is a Big Bag Of Douche for shitting himself.

Gina has a Big Bag Of Douche were gunna smoke up at her party.

by sitting_goose_44_urmom December 14, 2009

Expired Bag of Douche

1-A douche bag to the ultimate extreme.

2-A used douche bag.

3-A person whom is unaware of their douche bag status.

That dude is wearing basketball shorts, a popped collar, sunglasses, and tivas with socks. I think he even has Dr Dre as his ring tone.. What an expired bag of douche!

by jasonmotherfuckingdelbert July 24, 2009

Bag of Douche

Similar reference to douchebag, but said when the speaker desires to get a laugh.

Nick: Look, guys! I can bench 200 pounds twenty times!

Alex: Nick, you're being a bag of douche.

by dudebro15 August 11, 2009

bag-o-douche

Verb/ bag-o-douched

1.To put a gay man in a bag.

2.To strangle someone gay with a bag that has a douche in it.

1.That guy just got bag-o-douched

2.Guy1:"Did you just see dat nigga bag-o-douche that motha honkey!?"
Guy2:"Helllz yhea! Now he's gota go wipe the blood off his face!"

by Dillon Hurd, Andy Weber March 21, 2008

deuche bag

This originally meant, literally, a bag to carry a device that women cleansed their vaginas with. It's now used as an insult, mostly against males, similar to calling them a jerk, bastard, etc. What the insult specifically implies seems to depend on regional vernacular.

"John, you're such a deuche bag for cheating on me."

by doomweasel October 26, 2005

Douch Bag

A complete waste of space, a disgrace. A low quality of being. To pull a Brick.

That kid is such a Douch Bag for farting on the trail the whole time.

by Baldassare Cossa May 2, 2009