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Dork

give me that dork baby
by Definitions for pervs February 8, 2021
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Dork

Someone that wants to be a socialite. Someone that has to pretend to be somebody else to get accepted by a group of people, usually because their life would be boring, unoriginal, unimaginative, and plain without the pretense of being this other intriguing person that people are actually interested in/pay attention to, or want to know/want around.
The actress was a natural tomboy and was naturally loose in social situations, and the dork was so impressed by her that she was everything the dork wanted to be (except a scam artist/poseur). The actress wasn't someone people wanted to go away whenever she was around, even as herself, and that was the difference between the actress as herself and the dork when she tried to be herself.
by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021
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Dork

1: You a dork
2: um... ok
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1: Did you know dork means whale penis?
2: o-o
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Choir dork

A kid who is in choir and kind of annoying, pretty much the equivalent to a band dork. They are so obsessed with choir that they do the warm-ups at full volume in the shower, and stock their director on social media. They’re friends with other choir nerds and choir dorks, they worship the director like there The supreme Lord of everything. They are smarter than band dorks, but they can be just as weird. Note: they are arch enemies with band geeks and band nerds.
Polly: Jacob is such a choir dork, he hangs out with others of his kind.
by Purpstar615 November 22, 2022
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Dork

Somebody that thinks they are tough when they're actually just silly.
Everybody else including me was studying the same shit the dork was, though she was the one still asking everybody what the fuck is going on and saying she didn't get it, at which point everyone else had to take time they didn't have to explain to the dork what was going on, though it was still a lost cause.
by The Original Agahnim August 28, 2021
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Dork

A dork is actually the penis, usually used in reference to whales. ( i.e. The dork of the blue whale is the largest of all mammals'.)
That dude is sick a dork.
by slave_kenny May 8, 2022
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Double Dork

Me and my mate were with your girlfriend last night. Man, she really loves being double dorked.
by More Power June 2, 2010
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