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Accountant Personality Disorder

Inability to think outside of the box. Inability to reason either deductively or inductively. Excessive reliance on patterns and rote memorization of rules or facts. Complete inability to recognize or acknowledge various viewpoints, which contributes to difficulty separating fact from opinion.
Person: "What is two plus two?"
Accountant: "I don't remember."
Person: "What do you have Accountant Personality Disorder or something? Just add them together."
by RickC84 October 8, 2013
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Pecuniary Tract Disorder

1. A pre-sexually transmitted disease which causes Financial Incontinence in males during the courting process.

2.To piss money away, in an attempt to get laid.

Symptoms usually subside once the target has made her intentions known one way or the other, although PTD can persist into long term relationships, usually resulting in bankruptcy.
Fred: How did your date go last night, did you get any?

John: Nothing! And I spent a heap of cash trying to impress her!

Fred: Ha-ha, the only thing anyone ever gets from her is a case or Pecuniary Tract Disorder.
by pasmarticus August 20, 2011
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Progressive Porn Disorder

The anomoly that occurs after watching so much internet porn that naked chicks in magazines doesn't cut it anymore
Guy 1: Ay man I got the new Hustler

Guy 2: Can't, Im watching this epic gangbang

Guy 1: You need to see a psychiatrist about that Progressive Porn Disorder
by Hankgod November 22, 2011
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Dissociative Identity Disorder

An extremely misunderstood mental disorder where one believes they have other personalties (or alters) living inside their soul. This person will not have control of what these alters do and usually black out whenever their alters take control. These alters can be different ages, have different dominant sides, different posture, voices, etc.
People will develop this order from not knowing how to deal with abuse or suppressing too much emotion, usually, as a child.
**NOTE: What these people believe is happening in their head is what is happening in their head. They can't control what's happening and most people would get rid of the disorder if they more easily could.
AKA D.I.D.
Alters FUCK EVERYTHING UP FOR THOSE THAT HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS DISORDER. My ex has D.I.D. The beastly version of his own personality (not a legit alter) blocked his memory of me. He did this because I wouldn't have sex with him..well them..so yeah..pretty fucked up.
THIS DISORDER GENUINELY, TRULY SUCKS.
Dissociative identity disorder (D.I.D.) shows how much the sub-conscience is genuinely a bitch.
by D.I.D. SUCKS. December 23, 2012
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black cock disorder

Fear of the outside world; specifically areas and situations with large crowds. Group anxiety. Fear of akward social situations.
Charles forgot to take his Black Cock Disorder pills; now he's houseridden.
by Bugg May 5, 2005
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obsessive compulsive disorder

Disoder in which the sufferer has a 'need' to have everything perfected to the 't'. They are usually very anal and will induce bodily harm should you ruin their arrangements.
Ah, all my vinyls are arranged from A to Z...WHO THE FUCK PUT PINK FLOYD IN THE Z's?!!!"
by Sai Wolf June 4, 2005
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Burster MFG Disorder

A disorder manifested in a person who believes they are always right, and casually plagiarizes and sucks other commentators off.
I heard Derek had a bit of Burster MFG Disorder, if you get what I'm saying.
by AssBurgerRap April 21, 2019
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