Deuce

The nicest boy ever . Who will never fail to make you laugh! Has the best smile , and is very good at everything he does ! And one hecka good baller

Is that deuce ? Yes he’s the best ever !!

by Jdlegrbdjba February 17, 2019

deuce

a young boy who has a bad hair cut and looks like a homeless monkey

wow that guy is a deuce

by young hippo March 31, 2019

Big deuce

These words are said when something is really wrong or when someone says something really dumb or even when you don’t want to do something

Greg: hey man Rihanna is not even that pretty.

Tyrone: Big deuce dahg, RiRi fine as hell Wys.

by abe__world October 13, 2019

Danish Deuce

Taking an extremely large amount of laxatives then chucking your poop at your partner like a monkey.

Please don’t do danish deuce tonight.

by Mattt Olson October 24, 2019

Deuce Plus

A Deuce Plus is jail sentence of 2 years plus one day. Getting this sentance means you dont do local time, but get moved up to real prison, likely far out of town.

Alternatively, if you are lucky & had a good lawyer, you can get the same 2 year sentence, but less a day rather than plus a day & you get to do your time locally. This is a Deuce Less.

Judge gave me a deuce plus, now I'm going to the pen & my family wont be able to visit me.

by Emdee Emmay September 7, 2020

Silly Deuce

Someone who makes little mistakes of makes reasonable errors on a daily basis.

Oh man Parker you’re such a silly deuce!
Kirk you aren’t a silly deuce you are the opposite!

by Not Srkirkalot December 31, 2021

Technical deuce bag

A military term related to the overnight stays in the desserts when it is cold.zipping Two sleeping bags together with another female that finds you attractive and .ess around so noone else knows what is going on.

We didn't get the tent up before sundown so we came up with a plan. Operation Technical Deuce Bag too stay 'warm.

by Uncleeefer February 19, 2022