derp

derp
v. intr.
1. to emit a foul odor, odors

n.
1. an entity of great stink, stench
2. the sounds dog makes when it farts

v. "quit derpin' around, you reek"

n. "dude, your ferret's name is derp. that's enough to kill a man, or horse for that matter."

by voda May 21, 2005

deeps

deep throat

sean got deeps of izzy AND rose

by GCSE DIS October 30, 2008

Derpsi

Drinking a Pepsi while receiving oral gratification.

Dude did you chim the changles?

Nah, got some Derpsi.

by xgrimx October 7, 2011

derpstream

The infinite chasm one derps forth all mindless brainfarts that surface at any time of day, blurted while gormlessly holding a smartphone, waiting for something, anything to happen.

-Anything on Twitter, Tumblr, Pinterest, Facebook, Google+,Reddit,Vine or MySpace that is just nothing but pure, mindless, vapid Derp.

(Also spelled "Durpstream", or "D3rpstr33m")

A: "Anything happening on the derpstream?"
B: "Jeremy got engaged and some kid got saved from a dog by a cat"
A: "Sweet" *continues lighting bong*

by Jason_Chatfield May 17, 2014

Derpstar

an absolute idiot, a person named Kavin and someone who is born with his name spelt and said wrongly.

Damn Kavin you're a derpstar

by the_choosen_one April 24, 2020

Derpster

The type of person who dresses ironically or does other hipster related things but is too dumb to know the meaning of the word irony.

I'm buying this penny farthing because I saw someone else with one.

And it was cheap. Doesn't that make me a derpster?

by Wogmaster November 1, 2021

derpshitiot

A combination of derp, dipshit and idiot

Don't be a derpshitiot...

by GrimFrog February 4, 2025