deadbeat dad

A male parent that won't pay child support. See: deadbeat mom.
by tradesman July 11, 2003
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helicopter dad

normally a parent old enough to be a grand parent Who takes a neurotic over the top interest in their child. Removes the ability for the child to breathe let alone think for themselves. Always present at school, and home directing the child. Will want to live their life through the child to make up for their own inadequacies and miserable childhood. Often send children to fee paying schools which they then see as a green light to interfere at every stage. Helicopter parents eventually become a spokesperson for their child and bore everyone all the time about their child's achievements which they massively over egg.
' hey look there's budgie the elderly , odd, stalker helicopter dad clucking over there ' as he waits at the school gates trying to engage with normal mums.
by Emma Willis February 12, 2015
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Coochie dad

A man who gives you the most satisfaction sexually.
“That’s my coochie dad
by flowerchild June 09, 2021
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Goat Dad

a man who is effortlessly the greatest of all time. he takes care of his friends and treats them like family.
Keswa is beyond being a cool kid. that guy is a goat dad
by Goat_Keswa May 31, 2018
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dad dancing

A very common dance ones father will do when in a happy mode. The dance consists of pointing of ones finger in the air and kicking the leg out not in co-odination with ones finger. There is usually a smile that said father does that leaves an eary odd atmosphere in the so called dance floor.
Oh no i am sooo embarassed my father is engaging in the dreaded "Dad Dancing" on the dance floor.
by Jamylah August 27, 2007
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shit dad

A jackass dad who leaves the kid at 1 year
my bitch ass dad left me at 1 year old, im going to put a hit on him

shit dad
by sixjksdfjasd January 22, 2018
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Lomartive's Dad

Refering to the dad of a boy named Lomartive who will never come back with the milk because he can not afford it since he is black.
Bro you prob have Lomartive's Dad.
by EliFender08 December 12, 2021
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