Cuntered 

Pursuant to Hunter money, the action of failing upward and incorrectly assuming your ascent is in anyway related to your competency level while maintaining an abhorrent level of smugness.

Dumbfounded Man: I guess now that he cuntered his way to mid-management he's gonna be making Hunter money.

Cuntered by shareyrlunch December 1, 2011

clutterpaws 

when there are too many things in your hand(s)

I have clutterpaws.

clutterpaws by rebeculla July 4, 2009

Chutter 

Like purring, chuttering happens when a guinea pig is relaxed, happy or content. Sometimes, while you’re petting your them, you may hear them purr with some chuts in-between. However, some guinea pigs go their whole lives only purring when they feel these happy emotions.

Doodle the guinea pig chuttered when he was fed carrots.

Chutter by sonsOfAnarchy August 28, 2015

clutter

Trash, just useless trash that is lying around that takes up space.

My house is filled with clutter.

clutter by Jnelsonmarka October 2, 2006

box cutters 

A cutting implement consisting of a small, sturdy, replaceable razor blade, and a durable handle into which the blade can be retracted for safety. Also known as a “utility knife”.

Box cutters make shitty weapons.

box cutters by Shard December 31, 2004

cunterfuck 

Someone who is an annoying son of a bitch.

John is a cunterfuck.

cunterfuck by Mr. T May 5, 2004

cunterific 

The art of being a fabulous, or terrific, cunt.

Jill made some guy sing "I'm a Little Teapot" in order to recieve his wallet that she had found and informed him to address her as MS. Cunt. It was a cunterific day.

cunterific by Melanie Hale September 9, 2008