The valentines day curse is when a girl or your partner brutally rejects you for valentines or breaks up with you consecutively before valentines day or she just doesnt live near you.
Damn bro she dumped your ass before valentines day you got struck by the Valentines day curse. OR
Damn too bad she dont live near you! Your ass got bit by the Valentines day curse.
Damn too bad she dont live near you! Your ass got bit by the Valentines day curse.
by ValentinesCURSE January 27, 2022

by silv88 June 10, 2023

The dark cloud of doom that plagues one’s favorite sports team for years and decades that can only be undone by a fan, bandwagon fan, or faithful fan by a sports sacrifice to that particular teams sports god for a championship.
“Dude, you’re not fooling anyone, we all know you’re gay, so admit it already as sacrifice so the 49ers can win a Super Bowl finally!, because The WillyGoat Curse is taking out our 49ers best players every game!”
by The Bonk December 2, 2024

Refers to performing poorly or not according to your expectations in the very first academic assessment of the year
by SirePapi April 6, 2021

Two people get cursed together, once the curse starts it never ends. Once a year on a random date you are forced to jump op the belly of a deceased pregnant woman while the other lays with his mouth opended wide in front of the vagina of the deceased pregnant woman in question. This process is called gorping. You decide the roles by doing rock-paper-scissors for who will lay down with his mouth opened or will preceed to jump on the belly.
by anonymous July 10, 2025

Anytime you try to get with a girl she will magically get a boyfriend or some type of man within days, weeks, or months. No matter what girl you like she will end up with someone else. Beware of the Cohen Curse.
by Bruther Man August 1, 2022

The Rosé Curse Rumor refers to a viral rumor about BLACKPINK singer Park "Rosé" Chae-young being the cause of celebrity couples breaking up. The rumor went viral on TikTok and Twitter around March 2023 and states that whenever Rosé takes a photo with someone who is in a relationship (specifically western couple), the couple ends up breaking up shortly after.
The Rosé curse working double time
Them breaking up right after Rosé went to the studio she frequents in NYC. Rosé curse never fails.
The Rosé curse finally came through
Them breaking up right after Rosé went to the studio she frequents in NYC. Rosé curse never fails.
The Rosé curse finally came through
by Theodore Parker June 5, 2023
