ping crimson

when someone's ping is so bad they start teleporting ahead of time like some dickhead

person1: wdym my ping is bad? it's good, ur just lying.
person2: bro you're mf'ing ping crimson

by Enzal1a June 9, 2025

dropped the crimson

a person which works the fact they went to a US ivy league university and/or Standford into any conversation.

Sorry, I don't understand. Oh I see. Uh, at Harvard we call them "concentrations." - Toofer, 30Rock.

As a pleb, Toofer dropped the crimson in the previous statement.

by buttaelicious April 9, 2021

you have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people

What say you in your defense?

Guard: You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 November 28, 2021

vehicular manslaughter (crimas)

a guy that will never lose his virginity i think

hey vehicular manslaughter (crimas) did you seggs moes yesterday

by nutcracker420 December 20, 2021

Archon's Crimson

Crimson Fox, known as Verkozius, is one of the members of Archon of Combat Warriors. His chosen weapons are Fireaxe, Flamberge, Odachi, and Glaive. He never fights with a shiftlock on, as his overall prowess becomes strange, random, and almost unpredictable.

His true strength remains a mystery to most people to this day, as it was never confirmed if he took any fights seriously, claimed by his victims.

"Ah, Archon's Crimson, one of CW's Legendary Fighters to exist."

by ArchonCrimson January 7, 2022

Department of War Crimes

The U.S. federal department led by Pete Hegshit which is responsible for intentionally violating the Geneva Convention by committing war crimes.

The policies of the Department of War Crimes to take no prisoners and give no quarter, are clear violations of the Geneva Convention and International Criminal Court.

by LaughingAloud April 6, 2026

Enforcing thought crimes

Yeah this targeting of "Anti-Americanism" stuff...

Hym "Enforcing thought crimes. That's what it IS. They are enforcing thought crimes... By doing that. Like, to say that being 'Anti-Captialist' or whatever makes you a target of surveillance... That MEANS (literally) they are doing, like, Orwellian surveillance on people who espouse 'anti-american' or 'anti-christian' rhetoric.... And THAT... Is 'enforcing thought crimes.' Regardless of what you call it. And then they got a bunch of serial child threateners roaming free. Like a handsome, rugged, sexual, animal roving the wild. The serial child threateners roam the streets... I mean, they're in a weaponized schizophrenia surveillance apparatus but still."

by Hym Iam December 8, 2025