wrinkle cream

Giving a granny (70 + years old) a money shot.

Come here and give your granny some wrinkle cream.

by taking a joe September 11, 2016

Whipping the cream

Term for masturbation.

I caught my friend whipping the cream and asked me if I wanted it on my dessert.

by elmacko October 16, 2012

Cream Wolfing

1. To play the free online game "cream wolf"

2. To just hang out

3. To give ice cream to fat children during the day. Then make them follow you home. At night you turn into a wolf and eat the children.

Ben- "Hey brady, do you want to go for coffee? what time are you off work?"

Brady- "Ben, Im cream wolfing til midnight"

by Michael Leigh November 2, 2011

Twat cream

High pitch Eric from the howard stern show pranked a pharmacy looking for twat cream. The heat got to his crack and his pussy smelled.

Hello do you have twat cream?

by Rags317 March 2, 2019

bitch cream

implied usage of metaphorical substance explained by the sudden increase in bitchiness.

David: you look kinda fat today. Matt: i think you put too much bitch cream on today.

by flatpig April 10, 2022

cream clothes

A piece of clothing that has been cumed on by your sex partner.

"No Garnet I'm not cleaning up your cream clothes"

by The Flea Man October 31, 2015

nut cream

Nut cream is a complicated sexual act which probably will become popular in porn movies very soon.

1. You (the man) fucks a girl in the ass and cum on her asshole (note: not in her asshole).

2. When the sperm lies there on her ass you take a hold off your balls (hence the term "nut") and puts 'em down her asshole, then begin to "ballfuck" her.

3. Take out your balls, now dripping of sperm and "brown sauce" and let the girl take a lick (or suck).

This is what you call "nut cream".

- Hey girl, wanna take a load of nut cream?
- Hell yeah, let me lick it off!

by Karl Kyyke May 8, 2008