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cooter shooter

A heterosexual man, who ejaculates in vaginas thus "shooting" a cooter with semen
Anna: I thought you were gay!
Billiam: Shit naw, I'm a straight Cooter Shooter.
Anna: Yay!
Pierre: Fuck!
by andus October 21, 2005
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cooter brains

1.brains that look like a cooter
2. drunker thanb cooter brains = wasted
3. vaginal brain
he was drunker than cooter brains.
by ghostrider 2 July 10, 2007
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Cooterific

An interesting linguistic splice of the words "cooter" and "terrific." It basically means something is pretty awesome.
"Wow, that guy Brett is pretty fucking cooterific" or perhaps "That girl's tits are cooterific!"
by Brett is Cooterific September 6, 2009
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drunken cooter

when you insert a tampon soaked in vodka up your cooter. it causes you to get drunk or a tad tipsy hence giving you a drunken cooter.
Karl: I just ate out Jenna and now my mouth tastes like alcohol.
Adam: Well thats what you get for eating drunken cooter.
by cherryfrog69 March 11, 2010
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cootered

when a female finds a picture on her mans cellphone of another females cooter, so she sends a picture by cellphone of her cooter to the other female who is messing with her man.
Tonya found a picture of Kim's cooter on her mans cellphone. So Tonya sent a picture of her cooter to Kim, telling her to back off her man Greg. So Kim was cootered by Tonya.
by Kat/Roxy October 9, 2008
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Cooter tooter

When you’re hitting it from behind and her vagina queefs
When Kanye was making love to Ariana grande from behind, she had a cooter tooter.
by Gben42 October 2, 2017
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Cooter-dodger

Someone who actively avoids vaginas or intimate interactions with women.
"Jake Roberts is such a cooter-dodger"
by Steven segall December 11, 2009
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