The chlorine taste on a dick when a girl gives a blowjob to a man she had just been skinny dipping with.
This girl and I were skinny dipping, and then she gave me a blowjob, but she forgot about chlorine condoms.
by Phasmid9 August 4, 2016
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Brenda in Long Beach ordered this sweater from me. It's $9.85 to ship it in it's own box, but I crammed it into a California Condom and got the cost down to $6.90
by global_shipper December 22, 2018
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A group of Geese are a Gaggle.
A group of Crows is a Murder.
A group of Condoms is a Wad.
A group of Geese are a Gaggle.
A group of Crows is a Murder.
A group of Condoms is a Wad.
Male 1 - I'm going muck spreading this weekend this weekend.
Male 2 - Mate, you're going to need a wad of condoms then.
Mother of male 1 - High fives male 1 and hands over 10 condoms.
Male 2 - Mate, you're going to need a wad of condoms then.
Mother of male 1 - High fives male 1 and hands over 10 condoms.
by Angered Beaver December 31, 2018
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Synonyms: "Those goddamn Orientals"
Synonyms: "Those goddamn Orientals"
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