A philosophical outlook that states:
"It is better to have something and not need it, than it is to need something and not have it."
The term originates from the concept that if a guy is planning on going out for the night, even if he is not expecting to get laid, he should still carry a condom with him just in case, because should it get to the point of potentially exchanging bodily fluids between the sheets later that night, it would really suck to not have any protection on his person, and then either have to forgo the sex and blue ball oneself, or risk contracting an STD or possibly impregnating his partner if his partner is female.
Although originally coined from use of latex contraceptives, this outlook can be applied to a wide array of different facets in life.
Some might say it is an offshoot of "It's better to be safe than it is to be sorry".
"It is better to have something and not need it, than it is to need something and not have it."
The term originates from the concept that if a guy is planning on going out for the night, even if he is not expecting to get laid, he should still carry a condom with him just in case, because should it get to the point of potentially exchanging bodily fluids between the sheets later that night, it would really suck to not have any protection on his person, and then either have to forgo the sex and blue ball oneself, or risk contracting an STD or possibly impregnating his partner if his partner is female.
Although originally coined from use of latex contraceptives, this outlook can be applied to a wide array of different facets in life.
Some might say it is an offshoot of "It's better to be safe than it is to be sorry".
Person 1: "Dude, I don't know if I should bring this extra water bottle on my hike."
Person 2: "I think the condom philosophy applies here."
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Brian: "Hey Ron, I don't know if I should bring some Sex Panther with me tonight."
Ron: "Brian, I do believe that the condom philosophy applies here."
Person 2: "I think the condom philosophy applies here."
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Brian: "Hey Ron, I don't know if I should bring some Sex Panther with me tonight."
Ron: "Brian, I do believe that the condom philosophy applies here."
by Marty McFlyForAWhiteGuy January 26, 2018
Get the condom philosophymug. Malcolm uses condoms when he has sex. Dude that's gross, he's leaving those Florida condoms laying around?
by MexicanJ0ker April 27, 2020
Get the Florida Condommug. A large amount of condoms.
A group of Geese are a Gaggle.
A group of Crows is a Murder.
A group of Condoms is a Wad.
A group of Geese are a Gaggle.
A group of Crows is a Murder.
A group of Condoms is a Wad.
Male 1 - I'm going muck spreading this weekend this weekend.
Male 2 - Mate, you're going to need a wad of condoms then.
Mother of male 1 - High fives male 1 and hands over 10 condoms.
Male 2 - Mate, you're going to need a wad of condoms then.
Mother of male 1 - High fives male 1 and hands over 10 condoms.
by Angered Beaver December 31, 2018
Get the Wad of condomsmug. by Brookalyn<33 January 27, 2022
Get the Condom crusadermug. by yourmotherhasballs? October 18, 2021
Get the no condom momentmug. :one sister goes on a date
?sister1: hey sis' how I look
sister2: take a condom
!sister1: really? thanks
?sister1: hey sis' how I look
sister2: take a condom
!sister1: really? thanks
by RasNir September 26, 2020
Get the take a condommug. When you stuff a smallish box into a free flat rate envelope to defeat the high cost of shipping to far off places.
Brenda in Long Beach ordered this sweater from me. It's $9.85 to ship it in it's own box, but I crammed it into a California Condom and got the cost down to $6.90
by global_shipper December 22, 2018
Get the California Condommug.