A kid who’s tried their best, being the nicest person he could be on the outside, funny not so smart but he’s getting there... then the inside he’s been shadowing this for his whole life trying to cover it up, he’s been made fun of told he was a disgrace, wishes he could never be here but he decides to cover it up, and not ruin your day... in the end he is all alone
“Hey you know that kid Christian?” “Yeah he seems super nice” “he is but he’s actually been going through some shit he seems to be torturing himself ...”
by Røckfish Sålåde February 25, 2019
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Yo dude that guy is such a Christian
He shit himself while watching the lion king two because the lions scared him
He shit himself while watching the lion king two because the lions scared him
by jackja February 26, 2019
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An example of what a Christian would say during a verbal fight: “OH YEAH EGGHEAD MOTHERTRUCKER!?” And ladies and gentlemen, that is a Christian. It does not take long to see the signs.
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Christian=Polneysian Virgin
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