mommy cheater

A married woman with children who decided to have an affair with no intention of ever leaving her financial security blanket, i.e.. her husband.

The main character in My Lover's Keeper, Jen Gregory, is the queen bee of mommy cheaters.

by KZ1 June 6, 2016

Poon cheater

A poon cheater is a guy who gets his tail from girls who don't even know it's happening. This could be roofies, someone in a coma, deep sleep, or even a recently dead body. These type of guys are rundown. They have lost all hope of ever getting tang the hard way and now resort to this.

Girl 1: "Um, are you ok? You seem a little beat up and down on yourself."
Girl 2: "I think I'm ok. It's just my pussy feels like it's been drilled last night but I know I didn't fuck anyone. Might have been drilled by a poon cheater."
Girl 1: "Um, you're a heavy sleeper."

by GodofUniverseSon June 28, 2016

kendall choate

Has a monster cock and drives a dope mustang

Kendall choate has a mondo dong

by Stankydanktheslumpgod December 16, 2017

Dick Cheater

A guy who cheats on his woman, typically with somebody else who has a penis.

Man, Jake is a dick cheater!

by _jakedasnake June 4, 2018

Faithful Cheater

A happily married person who is faithful to two lovers.

He's such a faithful cheater, he takes turns.

by Copycat Ripoff July 19, 2018

sam chiavetta

a nice sweet guy that will show u how u should be treated

“sam chiavetta is so nice”

by finfjbfk444 October 30, 2018

simon chater

Nice dick, shame about the face.
Little creepy, kinda like a horny Joseph Fritzl. If you close your eyes whilst fucking him though, he’ll fuck you into next week.

That perv at the pub last night was a total Simon Chater. 5 more pints and I would’ve taken him home and had the time of my life.

by 00Daddy November 22, 2019