Catty

Tommy Cooper's older brother from Port St. Mary where the local pursuit is to race naked across a field. Hold's shortest record. Shortest appendage crossing the finishing line that is. Known to streak (well more of an amble at his age) through Dublin pubs and has an unhealthy fetish for small giraffes.

Catty: Most likely to be heard saying, "Has anyone got a loan of an iron?"

by Ule Neverwalk Alone December 12, 2008

chanty

pisspot toilet pot for adults, usually kept under the bed for nighttime use in days before indoor toilets. Scots.

While he slept she used the chanty and slid it back under the bed to be emptied in the morning.

by Gelsga Quine January 28, 2016

cattywumpus

A falsehood purported by one assuming an authority upon a subject. Comes from a short anecdote.

Teacher: And of course the first world war was the obvious result of left wing conspiracy...

Student: ...Cattywumpus...

by jubeanation April 12, 2008

chattman

greasy faced bitch with cock

pizza with cock

by kerpal May 18, 2004

Chattaway

Is lazy brummie that does not fucking work

He goes in late, goes home early and expects to ber paid well! I wish he wouls chattaway all day!

by Nick69 August 7, 2008

chatterinth

That hideously frustrating verbal chat labyrinth that you get caught up in, when calling a business (usually a big conglomerate), where you have to choose option 1, 2, 3 or 4, etc. a bewildering number of times before at long last being allowed to speak with a real in-the-flesh customer help person. When you think you're about to lose that final shred of sanity you're so desperately clinging to, a real person just happens to become available. By then, in all your delirium, you may easily have forgotten why the bejeezus you even called the number in the first place. You might even hang up the phone in great consternation and proceed to hunt down a household bottle of Javex and drain its contents out of invoked feelings of self-loathing. (okay, okay, the last sentence was a bit of an exagerration...my attempt at lame humour, folks - so, DEFINITELY do not try that at home, or anywhere else for that matter. Be good to yourselves today!) ;)

"I got caught in the chatterinth again yesterday when I called to cancel my cable - man, I could have taken a sledgehammer to the phone I was so infuriated!!! When a real person finally came on the line, she was like the wicked witch of the west with me! Geez, do I ever hate that clunky, no-good chatterinth. Whose brain child was that?!?"

- Oswald N. Norton (fictional character)

by languagegirl6 August 30, 2007

Chattalk

A language similar in concept to the writing style developed by whoever invented the first PDA to write. The main difference here being that Chattalk is comprised of short acronyms and intentional misspellings of words in order to shorten the time used in texting and instant messaging.

Dude I so just got laid.

ROFLMAO!! Ur such a fukn virgo.

Whats with the Chattalk man?

New fone.

by Unholy Jester March 3, 2009