Carsonism

Carsonism is the religion that revolves around worshiping Carson aka God himself. Carson holds a very strong power that no other regular mortal could ever posses. He is God and is the one to follow in life. He does as he pleases so you better make sure to please him.

"Hey have you heard about Carsonism?" "Yeah i have actually, im joining their ceremony tomorrow." "Great, cant wait to see you there."

by Carsons most loyal acolyte September 30, 2021

sliding on carson

you mom having an threesome with your friend who's name is carson and his uncle

Mom you did sliding on carson!!

by bigboysus February 22, 2022

Carson G

this man is so incredibly sexy and hot. If i was told that there was a new kid at school and his name was Carson G, I would instantly climax. Theres no such thing as a man with a longer peen and a more beautiful body than someone named carson g. I want any Carson G to have my kids.

Oh My Gosh That Guys is so hot, hes such a carson g

by D Slayer please have my kids March 2, 2022

Carson

That one friend who secretly watches porn when you're not looking

Random Bestie: I'm gonna slap the shit out of you Carson

by ok m8 June 3, 2021

Carson

The kind of guy you find in the hood selling cocaine covered chicken wings. The type of guy who can get you into anywhere.

He has a big dick, and is really into people named dilly 👀. He's really athletic, smart, cute, and funny. He's the best type of friend you'll ever get. He's loyal.

A guy who would do anything for you, he can do anything.

Person: Jesus, Carson is so cute and funny. I wish wish had someone like him.

by Rando user June 4, 2021

Carson Weed

Carson Weed is a middle school student with blonde hair. He is a mega duchebag who gets no action. Carson Weed is also secretly gay and has dreams of becoming a pornstar with lots of hairy men.

"You're a total Carson Weed"

by MisterFister69420 May 14, 2021

Ken Carson

Ken Carson (born Kenyatta Lee Frazier Jr on July 6, 2000) is an American rapper and songwriter. Emerging as a prominent figure in the trap and hip-hop scene, Carson is known for his energetic delivery, catchy hooks, and genre-blending style that incorporates elements of trap and punk. He gained attention with his debut mixtape "Teen X" and has since released several successful projects, including "Project X" and "MLK Drip." Carson is recognized for his contributions to the modern trap sound and his collaborations with other artists in the genre.

"Ken Carson’s mixtape 'Project X' showcased his unique style and helped solidify his reputation in the modern trap music scene."

by YkMatt August 21, 2024