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Carpet Muncher

"Carpet Muncher"
Girls Who Lick Girls "Vachina"
by Cracklee<3 March 5, 2009
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laughing at the carpet

Being violently sick. so much so you start jurking back and forth as if you are laughing
I got wasted last! Mumfound me laughing at the carpet
by Barry Hennett May 13, 2008
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Red Carpet

An extremely good looking woman that you would take to the most important functions.
She is definitely red carpet. I'd take her home to momma.
by NURREDIN March 7, 2009
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Red Carpet

when A womans pubic hair is styled in a Brazillian, but has had the rather embarrasing mishap of starting her period.
therefore, her pubic hair is stained red, giving the illusion of a "Red Carpet"
James:So, you get anywhere with megan last night?
Jamie:Nearly, but i took off her thong and she had a red carpet!it was so gross
James:Aw man,tough break.my girlfriend never has that problem
Jamie:its ok,i dumped her for sarah.she shaves.
JAmes:Nice.
by Carlita The Ninja Albanian. January 14, 2008
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Carpet Burner

Carpet Burner is a name used by people to address individuals that express their hate to Lesbians. This hate can be expressed as self-induced rage and prejudice towards Lesbians.
John is such a Carpet Burner! Have you heard what he did to Sophia at the party?
by LoreOfThings January 28, 2019
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carpet pussy

when you are getting dicked down or are dicking down a partner on carpeted floor and get rug burn
“bro don’t fuck on the floor, that carpet pussy ain’t worth it
by glitter clit February 29, 2020
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Carpet Snowplow

When you are doing doggy style on the ground, however, the receiver has their arms held behind their back and they are being pushed along the carpet by their chin. Thus, receiving a carpet burn on their chin. Warning, it's not to be confused with Reverse Carpet Snowplow.
"Did you see Kylin this morning? She defs did the carpet snowplow last night, her chin is inflamed"
by I feel it cummin September 11, 2018
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