cage free egg

A filthy rich male who can't or won't buy themselves a scalp full of hair, even though they could build a research facility dedicated to a permanent cure for alopecia with a token amount of their wealth, never mind just grafting some rabbit fur on their head. Usually used in reference to an unattached male or bachelor (hence cage free), someone possessing significant wealth, affluent social status, or other specific and desirable personal qualities.

Jeff Bezos is the world's richest cage free egg.

by whoisboris February 13, 2019

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Cage-ing

The act of plastering the glorious face of Nicolas Cage everywhere and anywhere you can find in your friend/family's house. And by everywhere, I mean, EVERYWHERE. Often with hilarious results.

"Dude. I just finished Cage-ing Nick's house again"

"Really? You serious Michael? The poor guy's suffering enough already. Hell, I'm still sure he's still cleaning out that place from all the Nicolas Cage photos"

"Oh no worries, this time it's in the form of a sequin pillow. Not like he'll notice until after Christmas"

by Lg1220162017 December 4, 2019

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caged like a monkey

when u shit on someone in fortnite

your dog water Caged like a monkey boxed like a fish no earning dollar tree headset go back to play and learn

by Garbage kid February 19, 2021

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Caerlina

Rare. A BOSS in the best way possible. Has a dry, sarcastic humor and is hilarious. She's got attitude, but in all the ways you want someone to. VERY good work ethic! Is a picky eater.

"If she's not a Caerlina, just throw the whole girl away! I don't want her."

by Minty Fresh Fresh April 7, 2021

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