Orange Cream

Cream made of orange. Seriously, why are you searching this up, let alone on urban dictionary, what, did you think it was related to sexual acts? Well yes actually, Orange Cream is used to lather up the ol' John Dory for a good time. It's also good for vitamin C intake, especially for your southern hemisphere, if you get what I'm saying.
Orange cream is great for my vitamin C supplements!
by _Dinka_ March 18, 2019
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Cloud Cream

When a guy with an erected penis cums and it shoots super high up.
by Jack lmao March 21, 2018
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Cream Xstream

When you creampie a girl and then hammerfist her stomach shooting the fresh semen out at high velocities
I was trying to surprise stacy last night with something kinky by giving her a cream Xstream and I bruised her stomach so bad she couldnt go to class today.
by RSH_JEWBACCA September 25, 2018
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wrinkle cream

Giving a granny (70 + years old) a money shot.
Come here and give your granny some wrinkle cream.
by taking a joe February 17, 2016
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Lucid Creaming

lu•cid cream•ing

/ˈlo͞osəd krēmiNG/

Def.: a wet dream
I need to stop Lucid Creaming. I'm running out of unstained clothes.
by TheTallestPsychonaut December 17, 2021
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Wheezy Cream

The mixture of latex and sexual juices that collect at the base of a condom while having sex.
I was going at it so hard I looked down and my stomach was splattered with Wheezy Cream.
by Losinc July 05, 2016
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Taint Cream

The ointment one uses on their taint when it has an unbelievable amount of chafing and itchiness. Very useful in desperate times.
Hey Dillon, I heard you and Jarad were in need of taint cream.

Yea that was clutch, thanks.
No problem Phil.
by yungpad December 16, 2020
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