Butthole Cheese

Cheese exiting through your butthole. Can be liquid, like nachos, or chunky, like blue cheese. Usually causes the feeling of constipation.

I can't have sex with all this Butthole Cheese on my ass!

My Butthole Cheese is preventing me from pooping.

by dontflicktheknockers March 27, 2012

butthole bandits

getting a bunch of naked guys and turning off the lights, then running around trying to stick your dick in someones ass in the pitch black darkness.
(if you so do this you are a super faggot.)

hey javier you wanna call the guys and play butthole bandits later?

by tymieshu June 13, 2008

Bumping Buttholes

Verb; For two people to bump their butts together for funsies.

Last night me and that one girl were bumping buttholes for fun.

by Captain Bumper September 25, 2011

Buttholes Gate

A town in southern Oregon, AKA Grants Pass.

Man I hate having to drive through Buttholes Gate.

by Alocatelli February 7, 2008

soggy buttcheek

An unintelligent person who commits atrocious acts against others, not realizing the folly of their actions until later.

"My college professor gave us a quiz two days before the final on brand new material, and then sent us an e-mail apologizing for it but refusing to change the grades. He is such a soggy buttcheek!"

by Danielle ;D April 30, 2009

Peanut Butter and Buttcheeks

when there is a significant amount of peanut butter between one's buttcheeks and the partner licks the buttcheeks and then moves toward the area of the crack.

Get your booty over here and lets do some peanut butter and buttcheeks.

by Briceps May 23, 2011

Buttcheeks Butler

(n) item of sexual use and abuse commonly known to frequent bath houses

you are a "buttcheeks butler" I saw you coming out of that dodgy bath house

by pejax April 27, 2003