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The Buffet

The food your friends don't eat at a restraunt. To "order the buffet" is to not order food based on the fact that your friends won't finish. Best used at breakfast where the portions are large and the food (pancakes, eggs, hashbrowns) don't box and reheat well.
Friend 1: I'm getting the Hungry Man. What about you?
Friend 2: Think I'm just going to have the buffet.
(to Waitress) Friend 2: I'm fine, thanks.
by Ty Winter March 21, 2007
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Bitch Bullet

Hey, while your at the store could you pick me up a box of bitch-bullets, I'm having some fierce menstration. And Super-Plus-size me!


Say, could I bum a bitch bullet, I just started.
by fairywagina October 6, 2008
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Baby Bullet

Pulling out is like playing Russian roulette with a baby bullet.
by Blueberrypop April 25, 2010
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Rain Bullets

A term used to define a hack that lets a person shoot more than one bullet at a time (effectively a long range shotgun), most commonly seen in FPS games. Named ‘Rain Bullets’ after a well known player named ‘Rain’ was exposed for using them in tournaments.
“Yo Brian did you see that?”
“Yeah Taylor, there were like 5 bullet marks when he’s using an AK-47...”
“He’s definitely using hacks.”
“How could Rain be so stupid... hacking on a stream. Can’t wait to see this kid get banned.”
*2 days later*
“Bro we were right, Rain was using Rain Bullets on stream the whole time!”
by Elite iOS June 12, 2018
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discount slut buffet

Just like a slut buffet except cheaper.

A person (usually a woman) who will pretty much do anything and everything to her so-called "dates" for a very cheap price.

You can take her on a date to the dollar movies and not buy popcorn, and she will do anything for you.
Gary: "All I did was buy Tina a ring that cost me 50 cents, and she gave me a b.j!"
Josh: Dude, sweet! She's such a discount slut buffet, isn't she?"
by Pirate_Princess007 September 8, 2010
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dodging the brown bullet

Discovering only pee when changing a diaper, several times in a row. Presumably the other parent (or babysitter/grandparent/whoever) was not so lucky.
I've been dodging the brown bullet for a week now. Baby and I have worked out the perfect arrangement.
by mc? June 28, 2012
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1) To apply extremely limited resources to resolve massive problems. 2) To try to fix an extremely large problem, usually caused by some idiot (ie. your boss) that you are expected to pull some fairy dust out of your ass to fix.
Eric: What's going on man?
Bryan: Cleaning up this mess Antonia made.
Eric: Nothing you can't handle.
Bryan: Hardly. I will be putting bandaids on bullet wounds trying to keep this shit from going South.
by blckexec January 24, 2015
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