bob barker

a poop or a turd.. aka a kenny. usually large although sometimes not so much

"Man I just dropped a huge bob barker in that bowl. It was sorta black, what does that mean?"

"I think it means your stomach's bleeding, that's weird. Anyway yeah i took a bob barker and it hurt man."

that sucks.

by jarchrist December 11, 2007

Borked Carp

A condition in which you are unable to live-up to the expectations of an incensed customer through no fault of your own, but rather ineffective tools.

That one went over like a Borked Carp.

by Paul Schweaddy February 12, 2010

bockel

word used solely by people from keyworth (usually ex-navvies) who dont know any better

I'm in my wardrome and i've finished this one, gizza nuvva bockel!

by roddy January 7, 2004

barker burger

Dog Poo... noun.... the dog is delivering a barker burger. To remove said burger one must do Barker Burger Duty.

Son there is a barker burger on the back lawn, do your duty and pick it up.

by tj tara September 8, 2007

barkei

The people with this last name are one of the strongest and most brave people you can ever meet. They can also be the craziest and weirdest people you'll ever know. These four things are probably their strongest traits that you may notice from them. The Barkei name is one that you will never want to mess with.

The Barkei family is one of the best well-rounded families ever.

by A Barkei Friend April 23, 2018

Rapey barker

The act of keeping items in your car to take advantage of women when on thier own and can't run away.

Items such as rope and duct tape

-That guy over there has a rapey barker kit in his car I wonder who is going to get taken later

by icanannoyyou January 10, 2014

LANDON BARKER

LANDON BARKER IS A BARKER WHOSE DAD IS BALD YOU COULD LITERALLY SLAP CHEESE ON HIS BIG ASHY TATTOOED FOREHEAD. MAN GOT LIKE FIFTY HEADS ON ONE HEAD. HIS DAD IS A SKINNY PIECE OF FRIED RICE.

DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED WITH HIS SISTER ALABAMA

Chase Hudson: hey babe!
Charli Damelio: ew

Chase Hudson: what did I do honey sugar plumb
Charli Damelio: Landon's better

Landon Barker: I'm better b!+h

Charli Damelio: bye chase

Chase Hudson: YOU’RE A SHOWSTOPPER A BAD LIER HOMIE HOPPER DRAMA STARTER

chase Hudson: YOU COULD OF HAD A ROCK STAR BUT YOU CHOSE UP ON A BUM STAR BOOT LEG VERSION OF ME THATS YOUR LOSE HAD TO FIND OUT FROM A PHOTO HANGING ON YOUR ARM LIKE A KNOCK OFF

STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE NOTHING NEVER REALLY SAW THIS COMING...

by BOBtheBUILDERcanHEfixIT🥸 October 10, 2022