1. A disease in the genitals that causes urine to break down into a vapor. Also makes having passionate, or angry, sex with your partner very painful for both members.

2. Also could be a very irritating blonde that you just want to bitch slap with a pimp glove.

I know... What a blonide.

blonide by MEULKYDOODADEE July 1, 2011

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Blonde Shaming

Blonde Shaming is: Being critical of blonde haired people by use personal opinion(s), or to utilize stereotypes (like) dumb blonde, too blonde, so blonde, blonde moment, etc. Can insinuate improper color (natural or artificial) or lack of intelligence based on hair color; an attitude of shame towards blonde hair people. Blonde shaming is a form of body shaming.

Blonde shaming can also be Shade Shame: what is "best" for them: bleached, natural, "wrong" or "incorrect" tonality. "You are too blonde, it washes you out!" or "Your blonde is yellow, it can't be natural" or "Your hair isn't natural!"

Lack of intelligence: dumb blonde

Blonde Shaming by 6 ft Blonde July 27, 2013

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blondentourage

the hottest group of blondes you've ever seen. An eclectic group of free spirited, crazy, and very loud women who are incredibly beautiful. The blondentourage is made up of Jessica, Maggie, and Rachel.

The blondentourage is going out on friday night.. watchout.. heads will be turning.

Everyone knows when the blondentourage walks in.

blondentourage by life is better blonde October 16, 2013

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