1. A disease in the genitals that causes urine to break down into a vapor. Also makes having passionate, or angry, sex with your partner very painful for both members.

2. Also could be a very irritating blonde that you just want to bitch slap with a pimp glove.
I know... What a blonide.
by MEULKYDOODADEE June 29, 2011
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