bus blind

The condition of not seeing public transit, specifically the bus, as a viable option for commuting to and from or around a city or metropolitan area.

All of the local media outlets covered parking & driving directions to reach the downtown jazz festival but not one mention of transit because they are bus blind.

by transitdad June 27, 2018

snore blindness

The inability of someone to hear their own snoring.

I could barely sleep last night because Ken has snore blindness and he kept me up all night!

by [e-mail] January 16, 2018

hearing blind

it's like being blind but your deaf so just dont try to hard to think about it or you'll confuse your self.

Bob is hearing blind ...WTF is that.

by SadCandy56 June 4, 2018

Blind as Bickers

When a person is in their mid forties and refuses to accept they are blind. Particularly, they think they only need reading glasses whilst in reality, they are blind as fuck and should wear tartan or leopard glasses at all times.

Look at the nick of him trying to read that recipe. He’s as blind as Bickers.

by Elvis Cole May 19, 2018

Blind Flying

When a friend tries to blindly insert a Tampon into your vagina

“Tina tried to help with my Blind Flying but she kept missing.”

by Conartist66 November 15, 2018

Tear-blind

tear-blind is when you cry so much all the tears in your eye makes it hard for you to see and you technically go blind from your own tears

Person 1:Bro I cried so much I can’t see no more
Person 2:What?
Person 1:I went tear-blind

by Bigtoez July 25, 2019

Cock Blind

When you're done masturbating then lose feeling in your pp

*me in the ER* ok so, I was having a good time last night, then i went cock blind.

Surgeon: this Is the 3rd case today..

by TonyIsHot November 4, 2019